So Now You’re…

So now you’re two

  when we’re through

  you won’t be blue

  knowing the things you can do 

  now that you’re two

 

You can row your canoe

  all the way to Peru

  or to Kalamazoo

even Timbuktu

  not to mention Baku

  or Malibu

by the time we’re through

 

 Visit the zoo

  hop with a kangaroo

  graze with a caribou

  cuckoo with a cockatoo

  even strut like an emu, with a new hairdo

Go to an igloo

where off the menu

  you can order tofu

  or chew on fondue

  while drinking a cold brew

  or juice from a moo-moo,

  even a mountain dew.

 

Put on your shoe

  go to a venue

  do kungfu

  or jujitsu

  just to name a few

Take a choo-choo to Ouagadougou

  where you can play peekaboo behind bamboo

  break a taboo and get a tattoo

  work as a buckaroo

  while getting a shampoo

Fly up the flue

  slide through goo

  to meet your guru

  who will misconstrue

  how to chew a corkscrew

 

Wake for the morning dew

  to practice voodoo

  on your pet pooh

  turn him into a curlicue

  that has no virtue

 

Swim to Waterloo

  to start a coup

  avoid a snafu

  or glue a pooh  

  who has no clue

  what to do

  to a loo

 

All these things that you could do

  celebrate with much ado

  so blow your gazoo

  run to the top of the queue

  and write a haiku

  now that you’re two!

 
(isn’t it true???)

So Now You’re…

So Now You’re…

So now you’re one!

  came in time for the fun

  and thrills that will stun

  now that you’re one

 

Let’s start with a run

that is second to none

  begun with a gun

  held in the hot sun

  we’ll go till we’re done

  or the race is won

 

 Please don’t get spun

  by a fun-filled nun

  who would spin you a ton

  if you ever call her Hun

 

 Not to be outdone

  or outplayed one-on-one

  or even outrun

  by not just anyone

  but one with a bun

  who has only one son

 

If anyone is undone

  by friends who might shun

  then befriend someone

  who loves everyone

  so you can start redone

  and be all-in-one

  to all or no on

After all, life’s just begun!!

So Now You’re…

So now you’re five!

  time for you to thrive

  put your plans into overdrive

  and dive out of the hive

  now that you’re five

  

Before you arrive

start to archive

  your swan dive on a hard drive

and your back dive

  on a flash drive

 

Time to feel alive

  as you strive to survive

  by avoiding a nose dive

  and instead give a high five

  as your group does a skin dive

 

Please don’t deprive

those of us who strive

  to try a real swan dive

  but can only hit a line drive

And hope to revive

  our dreams of a test drive

  in order to deprive

  our opponents who can outdrive

  our desire to connive

  and finally strive to arrive

Definitely worth a high five!

So now you’re six!

time to leave the sticks

  and your cliques

  defy the critics

  and venture into politics

  now that you’re six 

 

First focus on academics

  perhaps study mechanics

  or mathematics

  or even economics

  but stay away from astrophysics

  much harder than genetics

  

If you fail at these tricks

fall back on kinetics

  or semantics

  or even pediatrics

  definitely easier than forensics

 

But to impress the critics

  go for the classics

  or robotics

  or even just limericks

  with a twist on linguistics

  anything for a quick fix

 

Stop watching the Knicks

  put on your prosthetics

  defy the skeptics

  run with the mavericks

  push beyond the metrics

  and shock them with heroics

 

Head for the tropics

  where they need hydraulics

  cause they’ve too many neurotics

  and not enough psychotics

  more than enough eccentrics

and just enough Bolshevics

  to have a perfect mix

 

There you can eat with chopsticks

  all their drumsticks

  and their fiddlesticks

  while earning mouse clicks

  for your antics

 

Open several clinics

  built with bricks

  stocked with medics

  who pass out trail mix

  and other therapeutics

  to all the lunatics

  and the fanatics

  

Or imagine teaching mystics

  all about phonetics

  when there are other topics

like hieroglyphics

or bionics

or even silly lyrics

 Wouldn’t that earn you kicks?

 

So stop the antics 

leave the arctics

laugh with the comics

escape the matrix

  become a phoenix

  and excel at optics

  now that you’re six

 

(A perfect quick fix!!)

So now you’re three!

how lucky

  all the great things to be

  now that you’re three

 

Let’s start at the sea

  where you can be a flea

  who is free

  to play with a manatee

  or maybe…

 

Live up in a tree

  play with a monkey

  or a turkey

  even a donkey

  or maybe…

 

Go to a university

  to get a degree

  in history

  or chemistry

  even philosophy

  or maybe…

 

Stop in for tea

  to sip with some brie

  while sitting on one knee

  all for free

  or maybe…

 

Go to a library

  to read a mystery

  about an inductee and a little sweet pea

  who live in a teepee

  or maybe…

 

Become an employee

  in a factory

  or a referee

  perhaps a goalie

  or even an appointee

  in a creamery

  or maybe…

 

Go on a spree

  where they guarantee

  that for a fee

  you can eat barley

  and get a trophy

  for your mommy

  or maybe…

 

Drink coffee

  with a trusty guppy

  or a pony                       

or a bubble bee

  who has a key

  to the city

 

All these things that you could be

  should fill you with glee

  Now that you’re three! 


(don’t you agree???)

 

So Now You’re…

So now you’re four!

  There’s quite an uproar

  over the wonders in store

  now that you’re four

 

Let’s start with a tour

  of the places galore

  using your oar

  perhaps offshore

  to Timor, Ecuador, or Bangalore

  even Ulan Bator

  why not Jaipur?

  or simply Baltimore, or Livermore

  then onto Mt. Rushmore

 

Grow up to explore

  with your labrador

  for wild boar or lemur

  perhaps some albacore

  and why not a dinosaur?

 

If you further implore

  become ambassador

  or a realtor

  maybe a loan guarantor

even a conquistador

  there is so much more

 

Get up off the floor

  ignore the decor

  head through the door

  bolt for the store

  for a manicure

  with toes an eyesore,

a pedicure will restore

  for sure

 

Get to the seashore

  to fish with a lure

  the tiny creature

  who’s on the sea floor

Rename your centaur

  with his pompadour

  anything but Eleanore

  perhaps Seymour

  or even Theodore, Isidore, or Lenore

  anything, even plain Igor!

 

When you’re a sophomore

  in 2024

  row off the seashore

  to play tug of war, or even parkour

  or eat a s’more

  or a petit four

with an older senor

 

Now that you swore

  you’d no longer snore

  because it’s a chore

  and keeps your throat sore

  you can now endure a rapport

  with your favorite paramour

Head off to the war

  the action’s hardcore

  don’t watch all the gore

  the sights an eyesore

  just get out before

  they go at it full bore

 

 Take a detour

  from the Final Four

  pretend you are Thor

  the carnivore no more

  who saves the lakeshore

  just for an encore

 

So now look for

  those things you adore

  now in your drawer

  remaining obscure

  let them lift your esprit de coeur

  now that you’re four!

 

(A perfect Score!!)

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